What will they get into next?

Today's story:
We usually keep the bathroom door shut so they don't mess with the plunger or the newest fad - play in the toilet water! (I have washed hands enough for that misdeed lately!) But...the habit isn't completely solidified, so I left the door open when I got out the potty seat (I took it to the den and put it in front of the tv.)
A few minutes later...I walked by and there THEY were...the little monsters...ok, I have friends with much more destructive children, so I guess they're not monsters...just goblins.

The scene of the crime:

I tore off what was hanging out.

Yikes! That's like several days worth of toilet paper!

Now, having attended the Jerry Edwards school of toilets, I am quite aware that such an amount of toilet paper will clog any toilet. So, I threw away what wasn't wet, and with a rubber glove that was still damp from this morning's cleaning (YES - I already cleaned the bathrooms today!), I scooped out 1/2 the wet gloop, flushed, re-dumped, flushed again.

(Not too bad for clean up - but I am a toilet paper snob - I only buy cottonelle and that stuff's not cheap!!)

Who did this?

Here are their mugshots:

(Good thing she didn't lift up that dress anymore - all she has underneath is her birthday suit!)

Kate: "Pee Pee".
Mommy: You don't need to peepee.
Kate: "Pee Pee"
Mommy: You just want me to take your diaper off. (ok, whatever).

I don't know why they have interest b/c they don't have the attention span to sit and wait for anything to happen. I'm glad they're interested rather than scared (like Seth) or refusing (like Carolyn), but come on! Give it a rest...if you're not ready to sit for more than 2 seconds, why bother?

And while I'm trying to type this, I keep having to stop every few minutes:

I think they give each other ideas - so I get twice the trouble. (Check out my friends' blogs for more funny kid destructiveness - The Naughty Brothers and Marker Makeup)