Help Wanted

POSITIONS AVAILABLE:

1. Potty Trainer

Needed: Persistant and mean potty trainer for persistant and mean 3 1/2 year old.

2. Gymnastics spotter

Needed: vigilant spotter for a climbing monkey-like child

(work environment will most likely be the kitchen)

3. Maid

Expected responsibilities: constant toy pick up, about 1-2 loads of laundry a day, 1-2 loads of dishes a day, kitchen floor swept after every meal, mopped once a week, bathrooms cleaned once a week, but children's bathroom requires daily wiping (flood cleanup), vacuum as needed (probably every other day in high traffic areas); the rest I don't care about anymore

Will pay you same as mother's pay (the appreciation of a job well done).
Please Contact Beth Bailey at your earliest convenience.

(Household supervisor will be available if you have any questions -

follow the sounds of the babies crying to find her.)